From bling bling to Brown Town!

Are diamonds really a girl's best friend?

If advertising was allowed to be a bit more crass it might be a little more entertaining.

This post was at first going to be called "Digging in the Dirt for Diamonds". But I changed it last minute to the snappier title of:

 "From Bling Bling To Brown Town".

 It also seemed to go with the whole crass/crude theme.

T-shirt for winter flashers!

The flasher t-shirt for those winter months.

Not sure how and where you could get away with this t-shirt but it may be just the thing for the flashing beginner.
You know, something to test the water/reactions before committing yourself to the 'great reveal'.

I can't say I know much at all about public flashing, but I do wonder whether it is a seasonal pastime. If flashers do indeed keep themselves 'tucked away' during the winter months then this t-shirt could be the answer.

They'll now be able to get the thrill of someone looking at them and exclaiming "fuck off you pathetic weirdo" while literally not dying from 'exposure'.

Gerbil's Revenge

Either two gerbils or a very long gerbil in a cardboard tube.

Here's a nice weird news story for animal lovers. Read out nicely on the radio.

A copy of this story, which allegedly is from the LA Times, was apparently faxed to this radio presenter. He then subsequently decided to share it with his listeners.

As you'll hear, the presenter sticks to utmost professionalism when broadcasting.

As a side note: who chooses "Armageddon" as a safe word? Haha.