Halloween Crack-O-Lantern!

These buttocks painted like a pumpkin should do the trick in scaring the local kids!

So when this person told the face painting guy that they wanted both cheeks fully painted to resemble a pumpkin, I think he got quite a bit more than he bargained for.

I couldn't decide whether to refer to this as a Halloween Bumpkin or Halloween Plumpkin so I eventually ditched both and opted for the more subtle 'Halloween Crack-O-Lantern'.