Friday, 30 December 2011

Doctor Zoidberg is a pussy!

Doctor Zoidberg is a pussy when it comes to censorship.
I know Doctor Zoidberg is a bit of a coward, but to call him a pussy to his face is a bit harsh.

Apparently in context it should be "Doctor Zoidberg is a pussy when it comes to censorship."

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Masturbation is forbidden!

Warning: Masturbation is forbidden
Well I'm sorry guys, but rules is rules.

This warning sign couldn't be more clear. If the VERY clear illustration wasn't enough it is also in two languages!


Find romance in the personal ads!

A man's honest ad in the personal ad section.

A lot of single people can feel lonely and left out at this time of year.

For those seeking love it's not always easy to find that special someone. So why not give the personal ads a try?

Like the man in the example above: keep your ad clear, to the point and most of all be honest about yourself and what you want.

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Santa's coming in a thong!

The 'Santa's Coming Thong' is available at Ann Summers
Keeping with the theme of the previous post, here is another 'Gift For Him'.

By the looks of this picture though it's more a case of 'Gifts For Her (amusement)'.

But, if you really, really want one of these they are available at Ann Summers online or high street stores for a measly £6.00.
Around the usual price of a posh bag of mixed nuts.

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Gift of the gash! (too vulgar?)

This woman shows her temporary Xmas chastity belt
You see in all the shops at this time of year different sections with signs that say "Gifts for him" or, just as imaginative "Gifts for her".

Women, take note: when searching for that perfect Christmas gift for the man in your life, the inspiration might be right under your nose (or maybe a bit lower).

Friday, 9 December 2011

Coitus tape interruptus!

This couple attempt to make their very own sex tape.
What's wrong with loving couples making their own private sex tape? Nothing of course, but it's not as easy as you might think.

Saturday, 26 November 2011

The spread eagled has landed!

The spread eagled has landed - Drunk girl puts on a show.
Shorts skirts and alcohol can be a dangerous combination!

They say women are drinking more and more these days, especially 'binge drinking' on a night out over the weekend.
Is it just me though, or are you also at least surprised to see she is actually wearing underwear?

It can be notoriously hard to get a taxi real late at night over the weekend, especially if you are quite obviously drunk, they wont even stop.
Maybe this is just her creative way of flagging down a cabbie!

Playing hard to get - you're doing it wrong!

Motorbikes now come with air bags?

Big boobed biker babes equipped with their own airbags
Worried about the safety problem of motorbikes not yet including air bags, these three big-boobed-biker-babes provide their own.

Although, I would imagine their 'equipment' would make quite a safety hazard itself. Imagine hitting any bumps or potholes in the road. Them bouncers will knock you the hell out!

Friday, 25 November 2011

The Pepsi Challenge (men's version)

The Pepsi challenge if designed by men
Remember the Pepsi challenge?

The Pepsi Challenge was part of an ad campaign that involved a test where you tasted two glasses of cola while blindfolded. One glass being Pepsi the other being Coke.

Pepsi of course believed it would prove that most people would choose Pepsi over Coke relying on taste alone.

As for the image above, I will let your imagination come up with how you would choose between them, be it taste, touch or whatever.

Monday, 14 November 2011

Pregnant Rappers - Bun in the Oven

L.A. Comedy Shorts presents Bun in the Oven by 5 pregnant rappers
These pregnant lady rappers let the people know in no uncertain terms that they may be pregnant, but they still love doing what got them in that condition.

Read more about the L.A. Comedy Shorts Film Festival

Monday, 31 October 2011

Bad taste costume - Giving birth!

Bad taste costume - Man wears costume giving birth to his head.
Maybe this is for Halloween but I suppose it could also be to celebrate his birthday. That would almost be appropriate, haha.

I wonder what his mother thinks about being represented in this way?

Related: Giant vagina gives birth to full grown man!

Bad taste costume - Gary Glitter

Bad taste costume - Gary Glitter
Do you wanna be in his gang? Probably ... no.

But, if you are trying to keep parents from bringing their adorable little trick-or-treaters to your door in the future, I suggest opening the door and welcoming them with this Gary Glitter costume.

Should work a 'treat'.

Bad taste Halloween costume - Tampon Ninja

Bad taste Halloween costume - Tampon Ninja
We all know Halloween costumes often have a lot of blood and gore, but this...?

Although, if you look passed the 'eww factor' it's actually quite a good costume. Apparently it is a "Tampon Ninja".

Bad Taste Pumpkin - Spread 'em

Adult themed Jack-O-Lantern - Cavity search pumpkin
I love seeing how creative people get with their so called Jack-O-Lanterns.
If the aim is to scare, then this one's theme certainly makes me shiver. Maybe it was made by a customs official.

Monday, 24 October 2011

Pervert pleasing pumpkin pair!

These pumpkin boobs may well scare the kids!

Pumpkin boobs: more appear each year
Some people dread Halloween coming around. Strangers banging on their door demanding 'goodies with menaces'.

Some even go as far as turning the lights off and keep the TV volume low so no pesky kids can tell they're at home.

But hey kids! ... Looks like Mum's got a new strategy this year, plus a new Halloween outfit that is sure to be a door opener!

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Halloween Crack-O-Lantern!

These buttocks painted like a pumpkin should do the trick in scaring the local kids!
So when this person told the face painting guy that they wanted both cheeks fully painted to resemble a pumpkin, I think he got quite a bit more than he bargained for.

I couldn't decide whether to refer to this as a Halloween Bumpkin or Halloween Plumpkin so I eventually ditched both and opted for the more subtle 'Halloween Crack-O-Lantern'.

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Fancy dress cock costume!

Man in Halloween cock costume doesn't mind looking like a dick.
If you are a fully grown adult and you happily get dressed up for Halloween then you might not realise how much of a complete dick you look.

But this guy... I think he knows.

Related:Fancy dress vagina outfit

Saturday, 1 October 2011

Tusk, tusk. Shameless elephant sex

Holiday makers get an elephant ride of a lifetime, but so does the elephant in front!

 The chance to ride on a majestic elephant is supposed to be one of those magical lifetime experiences that you'll never forget.

Well it looks like the people in this picture may have got more than they bargained for, but certainly won't forget their magical elephant ride. As the male elephant seems quite determined to enjoy a magical elephant ride himself.

I wonder if the passengers on the elephants showered many times when they got back to their hotel, trying desperately to rid themselves of the feeling that they were (albeit non consenting)  'participants' in an elephant holiday hump.

Saturday, 24 September 2011

Giant vagina gives birth to full grown man!

Adult Baby is born
Now a lot of you will have heard of the term 'Adult Baby'. Some women, I'm sure will feel that perfectly describes their husband/boyfriend.

But what is an adult baby? Where do they come from?
Well for the first time, here is some footage of an adult baby actually being born!

Well okay, not really.
For this particular 'adult' to be born he had to construct a giant inflatable woman with an equally giant vagina from which to emerge.

The video has been given the title "Vagina Tent". Well this certainly would liven up a camping holiday. I can't imagine there are any written camp site rules that explicitly specify the prohibition of giant inflatable naked women. So why not purchase one for that next family camping trip and test the theory? Good luck.

Also see, the not so rude but just as awesome giant inflatable ladies used by the Rolling Stones on this live version of Honky Tonk Woman.

Sunday, 4 September 2011

Warning - Choking hazard!

Health and safety is a serious issue
Healthy and safety is indeed a serious issue.
It's amazing the range of warning signs they have to produce to cover all eventualities.