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Friday, 18 December 2009

Hey Santa Claus ya C#@T

IMAGE: Kevin Bloody Wilson with guitarKevin "Bloody" Wilson brings festive joy with his guitar

Kevin "Bloody" Wilson (KBW) loves the festive season as much as the next man. He has written some lovely Yuletide ditties over the years. But this one seems to be a lasting favourite for many.

And, just so that you yourselves can really get into the Christmas spirit along with him, this video helpfully contains subtitles for a karaoke sing-a-long!



Also stumbled across this cover version, surprisingly by South African band Die Antwoord on touring Australia.




For another great (but more SFW) KBW Christmas song check out WeirdWonderfulWeb.co.uk

Sunday, 13 December 2009

From JLo to JHo!

IMAGE: The Jho sex dollThe JHo sex doll - for the 'hardest' hardcore fan!

What to buy a hardcore Jennifer Lopez fan this Christmas? Hmm?

Well there's lots to choose from. You could choose from one of her many films. You could pick up a CD or two of hers. Perhaps something from her clothing line or maybe some of her perfume.
And I suppose ideally a real hardcore JLo fan would want something personally autographed.

But what about those REALLY REAL hardcore JLo fans? And by fans I mean stalkers. What about those that long to be close to the "Puerto Rican Princess"? I mean REALLY close!

Well it doesn't get more intimate than this! The "JHo Famous Fanny Love Doll". The fact that the term "fanny" means 'back bottom' in the US, but 'front bottom' in the UK is irrelevant as they appear to have all bases covered (so to speak) as the box legend says "3 tender holes - pick your passion!"

Now you're interested huh? Well these dolls are available for just $23.63 at forbiddenerotics.com. I wonder if P Diddy got one of these now? Just to reminisce I mean. ;)

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Fishing tackle NOT wedding tackle dude!

IMAGE: Fisherman accidentally flashes cameraFlashing Fred shows the tackle he uses!

Fishing is a relaxing pastime for some people. But, you should be very careful if you are fishing for hours and hours in the wintertime. If you don't take proper precautions and wrap up well you could put yourself at risk of exposure.

Monday, 7 December 2009

Have man boobs - want to share?

IMAGE: Mike Myers as Fat BastardIf you have a fine pair of man boobs and wish to share and show off, I have found just the place for you!

That's right, over at Manboobs.co.uk you can view or EVEN submit your own male mammary magnificence.