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Sunday, 29 November 2009

How dirty is your toothbrush?

IMAGE: Toothbrush pornToothbrush porn - surely the cleanest type?

The next time you go into the bathroom to brush your teeth and find yours and someone else's toothbrush bristles entwined, you may start to wonder what you've interrupted by putting the light on.

Thursday, 26 November 2009

Dilute your porn - WITH CARTOONS!

IMAGE: Macaulay Culkin shockedA young Macaulay shocked by porn decides to donate sperm to
mega pop stars instead of having to do THAT awful looking thing!


Do you ever worry that the kids might stumble across your porn stash? Well worry no more.

With a few minor and unnoticeable edits made to your porn collection you don't need to worry who sees it!

Sunday, 22 November 2009

You Tube or Lewd Tube?

IMAGE: YouTube lewd suggestion screenshotYou Tube's bestiality suggestion might surprise some parents.

As the children's song The Teddy Bear's Picnic goes: "If you go down to the woods today you might get a big surprise..."
Well it seems the same should be sung to your kids about YouTube.

Now I'm sure 'auto-suggestion' or 'auto-complete' (whatever you wanna call it) is useful to some. I myself am not a fan, but each to his own.
Worryingly though, as you can see from the pic above, it will throw up the real subjects that are popularly searched. Revealing to children and other innocents the dark and dirty searches that (it seems) people want to see video footage of. It may not be popular with you, but as you can see it's certainly popular enough to warrant second place suggestion.

So beware parents! It may seem that you could happily let your child look for some videos of pretty ponies or equestrian shows on the popular and respected YouTube site. But don't be surprised if she gets a 'are you sure you don't mean bestiality?' suggestion before even typing the fifth letter of the word 'horse'!