Become a famous Cock star

You'll always find some suckers to listen to your music!

Now I've heard the phrase "rock out with your cock out", but I didn't know rock stars literally did just that!

Most people can only play one instrument at a time. As you can see, this chap here is playing guitar and doesn't like to blow his own trumpet. But luckily there is a lady (ehem) on hand (and mouth, ehem again.) to do that for him.

The mask wearing man has obviously heard about using protection during sex, but appears to be more concerned about swine flu than herpes.

They say the camera never lies, but it is possible to misinterpret what you are seeing.
This may in fact be a photo of a poor man trying to live a normal rock star life, despite the obvious parasitic twin that could not be removed.