Man made Super Mario

Man tries to encourage his girlfriend to play with HIS Super Mario

This guy's wife/girlfriend is so addicted to videogames, especially Super Mario.
He decided that the only way to attract her attention and get a little 'plumbing' action from her, for himself was to take this drastic action!

Go shove this gift right up ya ...

What better gift to give a man of a 'certain' age?
Yes, his very own "Do It Yourself - Prostate Exam" kit.

Not only does this marvellous gift give you the chance to 'poke' (ehem) fun at him, but accidentally you might just raise his awareness of the importance of a prostate exam ...

Pah! Who am I kidding? Not really, it IS just a good gift to embarrass someone on opening in front of onlookers.

Every 'Over The Hill - Do It Yourself Prostate Exam' kit comes complete with these essential items:

• A mirror (get a new view of yourself)
• A finger (get to the point)
  
• Petroleum Jelly (let it slide, Clyde)
  

UK residents can find one HERE for just £3.50 while US shoppers can pick one up HERE for $7.89.
Certainly a bargain to make the boys blush.