Vagina Power - Penis Addiction

Meet Alexyss Tylor and her mother (yes her mother).
She has a show on Atlanta Public Access TV9 called Vagina Power, where she 'explains' (ehem), male and female sexuality to all of us that know no better.

I like this quote to all women, from her website: VaginaPowerTV.com

"You are a magnificent and wonderful goddess to behold because you have the time portal of all life between your legs"

Here she is explaining "Vagina Power" and "Penis Addiction".

It ain't nothin' but a Hound Doll

The "Hot Doll" by FeelAddicted - A sex doll for dogs.

Amorous dog owners and their victims, oops I mean visitors, will be able to breathe a sigh of relief (as will their dogs - eww, haha), if this design concept actually goes ahead and into production.

This is the "Hot Doll". A sex doll for your dog. Designed by FeelAddicted design agency to help curb your canine's embarrassing attraction to your favourite cushions, or your mother-in-law's leg.

The Hot Doll for hot dogs in black or white

The Hot Doll has very modern, stylish looks. Although I can't help thinking that if Pingu was cross bred with a Dodo and a plastic poodle, the resulting babies would probably look like this.

The image above aims to show the design from all angles and to show off any design features. It certainly does that.
And, err, no, I don't think the feature on the rear is a squeaker either (unless of course that's slang I haven't heard yet, haha).

The Giving Up Wanking song!

Declaring a "Wank Free" zone (No it doesn't mean you don't have to pay).

Do you wank too much? Do you want to give up, but lack the willpower?
Well what you need is some inspirational music.

Here's a little song performed by the ever-so-talented Kevin "Bloody" Wilson to help you "fight the feeling".
It comes complete with subtitles, so you have no excuse not to sing along.