Sex toys for Star Wars fans!

Brighten up your sex life with the Laser Sword Dildo!

There's a hell of a lot of merchandise associated with the Star Wars saga: DVDs, CDs, T-shirts, stickers, action figures, costumes, computer games and many, many more.
But, it seems they missed a gap in the market.

It's been said that any battle between men using big, long, phallic objects to beat their opponent (mainly sword fighting) is just a representation of "my dick's bigger than your dick!".

Well, of course, in Star Wars they didn't have plain old swords, they had light sabres! Their weapon could become 'fully erect' in an instant. Not only that, they made cool sounds and glowed in the dark!

So was it inevitable that someone would eventually take the phallic light sabre in a more blatant, sexual direction? Well whether it was or wasn't, SOMEBODY HAS!

Make your very own "Laser Sword Dildo" with this handy little 'how to'.

R Kelly becomes marriage counsellor!

R Kelly - Teaching you about relationships with his self help video.

R Kelly, infamous for recording his "relationships" on video tape in explicit detail, once again appears to be attempting to document another aspect of his love life, but this time with his clothes on.

This is a video for his profanity-laden song 'Real Talk', taken from the album 'Double-Up'.
Although this particular video is called 'Real Talk Behind the Scenes'. Made especially for his 'real' fans on "U toob".

Sperm protest at Vagina Monologues!

Sperm protest at the Vagina Monologues for Durex.

Here's a pic of a rather silly, but probably quite effective publicity stunt for Durex condoms.
No they're not fat white pixies nor are they dressed how the Smurfs would look if you were tripping out on drugs. They are in fact meant to be a group of 'sperm' staging a protest outside the Vagina Monologues.

The protest was quite active to start with, but dried up after about 25 minutes.

Study hard at the Vagina Institute.

Conveyor belt from the bible belt.

Here is a site which may or may not be a spoof. You can decide that for yourself.
I have heard that some people believe it to be just a prank site, created by a bunch of immature guys, as an excuse to post pictures of 'lady bits' and get women to upload pictures of theirs, for an encyclopaedia of female genital imagery.

The website represents The Vagina Institute. Sounds like a great place to mention when asked at a job interview "so where did you study?".
It appears to be an informational site for women (and men) to be educated on the ins and outs (hehe) of female genitalia.

If nothing else, the diagrams could prove useful for any men that need a clitoral map. But don't mention to your husband/boyfriend that you've got a map of directions to your clitoris, because if he's really that oblivious, he'll just hear map, directions and some weird place name 'Miklitrus'.

"Map? Directions? Don't be silly dear. Why do you think I've got this top-of-the-range GPS? I don't need maps, directions or signs anymore. This thing shows me parking areas, speed cameras, places to eat and places of interest. Where is it again? Maikliturus? Is it in Greece?"

"No you dumb fuck, it is not in Greece! It is very much closer to home. Downtown in fact. A beauty spot, a place to eat and what SHOULD BE a place of interest for YOU."

"No, sorry darling, I'm getting no joy out of this thing."

"What a coincidence. I say the same thing in my head to you in bed. You really don't 'read the signs' any more do you."