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Monday, 31 March 2008

Sex toys for Star Wars fans!

IMAGE: Laser Sword Dildo switched onBrighten up your sex life with the Laser Sword Dildo!

There's a hell of a lot of merchandise associated with the Star Wars saga: DVDs, CDs, T-shirts, stickers, action figures, costumes, computer games and many, many more.
But, it seems they missed a gap in the market.

It's been said that any battle between men using big, long, phallic objects to beat their opponent (mainly sword fighting) is just a representation of "my dick's bigger than your dick!".

Well, of course, in Star Wars they didn't have plain old swords, they had light sabres! Their weapon could become 'fully erect' in an instant. Not only that, they made cool sounds and glowed in the dark!

IMAGE: Laser Sword Dildo switched offSo was it inevitable that someone would eventually take the phallic light sabre in a more blatant, sexual direction? Well whether it was or wasn't, SOMEBODY HAS!

Make your very own "Laser Sword Dildo" with this handy little 'how to'.

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