What the fork?

Cock handled cutlery - only for those special occasions.

If you're planning on having important company round for dinner, maybe prospective in-laws, or perhaps trying to woo your boss to snare that promotion, it's important to make a good impression.
Now, they say first impressions last. So if you're expecting important dinner guests for the first time, you'll really want to make a big impact for a lasting impression.

Well, what you quite obviously need is some cock-shaped cutlery, together with salt and pepper peckers. And, for that classy finishing touch - a knob-like napkin holder (See image above).
This dinner table display will undoubtedly ensure you a lasting impression, but may be more of an 'etched permanently on their subconscious' variety.

The picture above is a photograph of one of the weird and wayout exhibits on display at the Icelandic Phallological Museum at Husavik in (of course, hehe) Iceland.

The museum apparently boasts "a collection of over one hundred and fifty penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the sea mammals that can be found in Iceland."

Here's a pic of pickled peckers!

From whale willies to polar bear plonkers, the Icelandic Phallological Museum has them all.
So if you're lucky enough to be visiting Iceland, make sure this place is top of your itinerary.
But for now you'll have to make do with visiting their website at Phallus.is, where you can browse the gallery for more images like the ones seen here.