Thursday, 28 February 2008

Dirty Little Mermaid!

IMAGE:Topless little MermaidLittle Mermaid tells us her TRUE desires.

There are lots of funny videos around, where people have edited together some kids tv, or film and dubbed some explicit rap lyrics underneath as the soundtrack.
Or as with a previous post on here, dubbing a classic explicit comedy sketch under footage of the Muppets.

But this video here has someone re-sing the Disney song, with a more adult topic, to suprisingly good effect.

Friday, 22 February 2008

Judge Doody!

IMAGE:Unblocking a full toiletAre plumbers overpaid? Look at that face. You decide.
After posting about the cute plush toys 'Pee&Poo' on Weird Wonderful Web, I was reminded of a site containing pictures of not-so-cuddly poo.

It's one of those sites that you come across and say
"eww, that is unbelievable! I can't believe someone came up with a website idea like this!"
And you'll probably think even worse of the people that willingly 'participate' and upload their own pictures for 'rating'.
But nevertheless, a lot of you will STILL end up forwarding it to people you know. Just to say "oh my god, look at this, ewww!".

The site I am referring to is one of those "Rate My..." sites except with a yucky theme.
Now, it doesn't take much imagination to work out what is about, how it works and most importantly; what you are likely to see there. The clue is most definitely in the title. And not to be viewed on a full stomach (or at all if you have a very low puke threshold).

It's been said that people will look at "any old shit", and it appears to be true, because this site has been going for years and years, with an ever growing collection of crap caught on camera.

It's simple. Take a dump. Take a picture. Upload to RateMyPoo for web surfers to rate.
But, maybe you're not ready for that yet. Perhaps you need to eye up the competition first.
Well, you'll discover (if you dare visit, hehe) that to browse the gruesome gallery, you need to rate each pic before it will move on to the next. Thus, before you know it, you are involved, haha.

Monday, 18 February 2008

Shoot dat ass!

IMAGE: Man with head up own assTime to drop our first game here on Weird Wayout Web.
And seeing as we mostly post what could be described as "immature stuff for mature audiences" this particular game seems to fit the bill.

Not only is it based on an arcade classic, but it's suitably ridiculous too.

It's called "Asstroys", possibly because you destroy asses and "Asstroids" may have been too close to copyright breach. Haha.

Strange name aside, it's at least OK for a coffebreak game.
You can probably guess the controls.
Movement = Arrow keys. Fire = SPACE.

Free Flash Games Online

Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Would you drink from the FMC?

IMAGE:Pub sign-The Foul Mouthed CuntThe United Kingdom is well known for its pubs. There are of course bars too, although if someone in the UK says they are going to a bar for a drink, it is assumed to be a trendy wine bar of some type.

In general, the UK's drinkers prefer a pub when looking for a place to consume a relaxing pint or twelve.

The tradition of the pub goes way back in the UK. And some pubs that have kept their names for a few hundred years can appear amusing in today's times. Like 'Ye Olde Cock Inn' in Didsbury, Manchester, England.

So with names like that, it's not too surprising that some people may get confused as to the authenticity of a pub name like the one pictured above. Which has its own website, telling you all about it, that you may want to visit HERE.

It would make a great venue for an organised event. Just imagine printing THAT pub name on the flier.

Sunday, 10 February 2008

What the fork?

IMAGE:Penis shaped cutlery setCock handled cutlery - only for those special occasions.
If you're planning on having important company round for dinner, maybe prospective in-laws, or perhaps trying to woo your boss to snare that promotion, it's important to make a good impression.
Now, they say first impressions last. So if you're expecting important dinner guests for the first time, you'll really want to make a big impact for a lasting impression.

Well, what you quite obviously need is some cock-shaped cutlery, together with salt and pepper peckers. And, for that classy finishing touch - a knob-like napkin holder (See image above).
This dinner table display will undoubtedly ensure you a lasting impression, but may be more of an 'etched permanently on their subconscious' variety.

The picture above is a photograph of one of the weird and wayout exhibits on display at the Icelandic Phallological Museum at Husavik in (of course, hehe) Iceland.

The museum apparently boasts "a collection of over one hundred and fifty penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the sea mammals that can be found in Iceland."
IMAGE:Various mammal penises in jarsHere's a pic of pickled peckers!

From whale willies to polar bear plonkers, the Icelandic Phallological Museum has them all.
So if you're lucky enough to be visiting Iceland, make sure this place is top of your itinerary.
But for now you'll have to make do with visiting their website at, where you can browse the gallery for more images like the ones seen here.

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

Derek & Clive voice the Muppets!

IMAGE:Derek & CliveDudley Moore & Peter Cook as the foul-mouthed Derek & Clive
I'm truly amazed that this video has been allowed to live on YouTube for so long. It has got to be some sort of record for a video with this kind of language in the content AND throughout the comments. I know, I know, I've probably jinxed it now and I'll have to 're-up' it from somewhere else. But for now, all is well.

If you don't know Derek & Clive, you may think of this as over-the-top crudeness and very unfunny.
Derek & Clive were foul-mouthed, comedy characters created by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
They were originally more of a private joke for friends and were the ruder and nastier versions of the Pete & Dud characters.

Eventually these recordings made their way on to vinyl, and what you will hear, is from a skit taken off of the first Derek & Clive LP - Derek & Clive (Live) from 1976.
The skit is called "This bloke came up to me".

Somebody decided to breathe new life into the old sketch by dubbing it over a video of Statler (often misspelled as Stadler) and Waldorf from the Muppets.
Watch this video for the results. Obviously (to most) it contains strong language!