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Saturday, 5 January 2008

Things to make you go ewww!

While searching for an amusing picture of a felching smiley (don't ask), I came across this picture of what appears to be a couple of newspaper/magazine advertisements offering a "gentle" felching service. I wouldn't call the numbers if I were you (no matter the urgency of your felching requirements) as they are very likely to be fake adverts and even if they are not, I don't know what area or country they are supposed to originate from.

Image-Felching adverts

If you are still a little confused as to the definition of felching, maybe you should read up about it here at the good old WIKIPEDIA site or URBAN DICTIONARY before you decide to use the term in casual conversation. Faking in depth knowledge of world politics by throwing out the word Iraq or war..."well, yes. And what with the situation in Iraq..." is one thing, but casually throwing a term like felching into an after dinner conversation to sound vaguely knowledgeable of (what you think might be) new medical practices, is a whole different story.

Once you've read up a bit about the subject you'll never be able to think of straws in the same way. In fact you will probably start to view those people in fast food restaurants who take WAY more straws than they seem to need, with great suspicion.
And finally! Armed with your (possibly new found) knowledge of the term felching, you won't have to worry about embarrassing yourself in front of more knowledgeable folks by using the term felching believing it to be another polite word for farting (derived from belching but for farts). But if you think that would be embarrassing, spare a thought for poor old Daniel Felch-Straw. Think about THAT before you go raking up your family tree. Hehe.

NOTE: Originally posted 5th August 2007 at Image:Weird Wonderful Web button

1 comment :

Monkeypants said...

dear effing cockney,

great post! made me laugh out loud.
i have linked back to your newpaper ads from my blog. i will be back to read your blog!