
They describe it as looking "incredible, with it's high gloss finish it feels amazing, soft to the touch and incredibly lightweight. It's certainly an eye-opener both in or out of the bedroom."
"Out of the bedroom" ... and into the bank maybe?...
Come on criminals! This has to be your number one choice! Look! You can even get an optional holster for it. Coooool. That's right. You could practice your Quick Draw McGraw skills and REALLY surprise the missus. Haha.
All this smooth high gloss incredibleness can be yours for £45.99 ($82.78) or £55.99 with holster.

This is called the "Peter Gun" and can be found at 1sn.com.
On the site the blurb invites you to:
"Load up this squirt gun with your favorite liquid - hot or cold, then stick 'em up, spread 'em and shoot your load over and over as your partner screams in delight. Great fun, but can get a little messy. Soft dildo tip makes for easy entry as you prepare to shoot."
Well. How could you refuse? And at only $5.95 ($4.95 S+H) you can't go wrong.

I know it goes without saying really, but, I am in no way encouraging individuals to follow a 'life of crime'. And if for some insane reason you now contemplate committing a 'hold up' with one of these objects then prepare yourself to face the "What sorta bank ya gonna hold up with one of these then son? A sperm bank?" type comments from the police that catch your dumb arse.
NOTE: Originally posted 31 August 07 at

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