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Friday, 18 January 2008

Rubber Ducky you're the one!

I Rub My Duckie has 3 speeds!
Buy this "cute, yellow and chubby (rub-a-dub-a-dubby)" Vibrating Foam Rubber Ducky for your Wife of girlfriend and she'll be singing the entire Rubber Ducky song while she's in the bath with her new 'toy'.
(If you thought she took forever in there before, wait until you get her one of these!)

In fact, looking at this product and looking at the lyrics to the Rubber Ducky song, makes me wonder, whether a lady, already owning one of these bath-time buzzers wrote the song with her fave bath toy in mind.

Example:
"Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun.
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joys of joys.
When I squeak you, you make noise. Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!"

Maybe you could change the line "When I squeak you, you make noise" to "When I use you I make a hell-of-a-noise" or alternatively "When I got you, who needs boys?". Hehe.

You can pick one of these up from Amazon.co.uk for a measly £19.99
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And if you're a woman purchasing one of these, it not only makes a great bachelorette (hen party) novelty gift, but you can order one for yourself, as Ducky here is discreet enough to leave around the bathroom in plain site.

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