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Sunday, 27 January 2008

Crocheted Chesticles!

IMAGE:Boob pillowBoobie pillow - Breast is best when it comes to head rest!

From small children to grown men (and grown women of course), we're drawn to the lady lumps. And what's cosier than boobies at bedtime?

But what if you don't have a wife or girlfriend?
Or maybe your wife or girlfriend is away?
Or she's kicked you to the sofa.
Or you are a heterosexual lady that doesn't get the chance to 'bond with breasts at bedtime'?
Well have I got just the thing for you! Bed boobies! Bed breasts! Head hooters call it what you want, it's a pillow with a pair of tits crocheted onto it. And it can be yours for $25.00 each from KinkyCrochet's shop at Etsy.com (Your place to buy & sell all things handmade).

IMAGE:Boobie HatsThis seller has a few other 'kinky' crocheted items for sale. Such as willy warmers and boobie slippers.
Now, I don't know about you, but most hats don't suit me at all.
Wearing almost any style of hat, I feel and look like a complete tit.
So if you feel the same as me when wearing a hat of any description, why not ACTUALLY look like a tit, with one of these boobie hats.
They come in two colours and cost $8.00 each from KinkyCrochet's shop. I'm sure they will keep your head as warm and cosy as a bundle of boobs in a bra.

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