Doctor Zoidberg is a pussy!

Doctor Zoidberg is a pussy when it comes to censorship.

I know Doctor Zoidberg is a bit of a coward, but to call him a pussy to his face is a bit harsh.

Apparently in context it should be "Doctor Zoidberg is a pussy when it comes to censorship."

Masturbation is forbidden!

Warning: Masturbation is forbidden

Well I'm sorry guys, but rules is rules.

This warning sign couldn't be more clear. If the VERY clear illustration wasn't enough it is also in two languages!

MASTURBATION IS FORBIDDEN!

Find romance in the personal ads!

A man's honest ad in the personal ad section.

A lot of single people can feel lonely and left out at this time of year.

For those seeking love it's not always easy to find that special someone. So why not give the personal ads a try?

Like the man in the example above: keep your ad clear, to the point and most of all be honest about yourself and what you want.

Santa's coming in a thong!

The 'Santa's Coming Thong' is available at Ann Summers

Keeping with the theme of the previous post, here is another 'Gift For Him'.

By the looks of this picture though it's more a case of 'Gifts For Her (amusement)'.

But, if you really, really want one of these they are available at Ann Summers online or high street stores for a measly £6.00.
Around the usual price of a posh bag of mixed nuts.

Gift of the gash! (too vulgar?)

This woman shows her temporary Xmas chastity belt

You see in all the shops at this time of year different sections with signs that say "Gifts for him" or, just as imaginative "Gifts for her".

Women, take note: when searching for that perfect Christmas gift for the man in your life, the inspiration might be right under your nose (or maybe a bit lower).